"I Fought the Borg"                       
(to the tune of "I Fought the Law")                               
by Ellen Edgerton      

Met a cube-shaped ship near Deneb 1,     
I fought the Borg and the Borg won,     
I fought the Borg and the Borg won.      
Had my phaser set on maximum stun,     
I fought the Borg and the Borg won,     
I fought the Borg and the Borg won.      
Fired all my photons in surprise attack,     
I thought that they were done --     
But they regenerated and kept coming back,     
I fought the Borg and the Borg won,     
I fought the Borg and the Borg won.      
Went to Warp 9.9 and tried to run,     
I fought the Borg and the Borg won,     
I fought the Borg and the Borg won.      
Tried to get more power but I had none,     
I fought the Borg and the Borg won,     
I fought the Borg and the Borg won.      
Tried a suicide dive to scare them away,     
Right into a sun,     
But the bastards got me with a tractor ray,     
I fought the Borg and the Borg won,     
I fought the Borg and the Borg won.      
Now I'm Locutis and it ain't no fun,     
I fought the Borg and the Borg won,     
I fought the Borg and the Borg won.