From daniel @ sccs.swarthmore.edu Tue Jun  3 22:31:08 2003
Date: Fri, 13 Dec 2002 01:15:03 -0500 (EST)
From: BDan Fairchild 
Reply-To: Presidents 
To: The SWIL List:  ;
Subject: Wuxtree! SWILAnnouncements #c from Planet Arous

Due to quantum gravitational fluctuations, SWILNews has tunneled into next
week.  However, it left behind these SWILAnnouncements to tide you over.

***SWILAnnouncements***

Presidential Voting: This Saturday.  If there's a candidate you wish to
support, write a platform for it and present it at meeting.  If you won't be
at meeting, but wish to vote anyway, send a list of your top three choices
to presidents @ swil.org before Saturday's meeting.  A list of the candidates
is attached below.

Presidential Inauguration: The new presidents will be inaugurated the first
Friday after we get back from break, in Bond.  Give Nick money to pay for
refreshments.

The Two Towers: The expedition will leave sometime Tuesday evening.  If you
haven't signed up already, it's too late.  If you have, further details will
follow.

MiniProp: Since Comma will be graduating in the spring, SWIL needs a new
Minister of Propaganda, who makes and puts up signs promoting SWIL
events.  It's easy and fun, and Comma promises to show you the ropes.  Talk
to him if you're interested

SWILMovie: Monday's movie is Little Shop of Horrors.

Presidential Nominees:
Cockroaches, Tuppperware, and Thermonuclear Missiles
Oppression
Arthur's Id
Giant Mutant Squids and Breadbox
No Confidence
Harry Potter
Lord Voldemort
sqrt -yak and the Resurrected Lord Julius's Goat
Snoopy
Harry Potter /
Subversion
Residents of Off Campus Housing
Superversion
Submission
Version 2.0
Giant Purple Frogs
Scary Blue Monster, Tape Measure, and Box of Cracker Jacks
Institutionalized Heteronormativity
The Other People
The Other
Cloak and Dagger
The Scattered Ashes of Ted Fernald
The Sauron Token
Confidence
Al Bloom
Mark and Dennis Hastert
Nick and Henry Kissenger
Salt and Pepper Shakers
JC and Amwar Sadat
Campaign Finance Reform and National Defense
Mark, Nick, and JC's Future Kids
Kirby and Moe
Lance Bass and Elijah Wood
Randy Goldstein's Superego
The Stegosaurus of Doom
BDan
The Fuzzy-Headed Consortium
JC, Mark, and Nick

Presidential Non-nominees:
Ruly, Kempt, Sheveled, and Couth