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Sign up to be a monster or a squire in the Pterodactyl Hunt! E-mail [hunt @ swil.org] and encourage your friends to do the same!

Monday, September 22nd - SWILMovie: Metropolis (the anime version), 10pm, Science Center 101

Saturday, September 27th - SWILMeeting, Noon, Sharples 4

Saturday, September 27th - SWIL Saturday Night: Storyreading, 7pm, CRC in Parrish

Anytime: Come to George (Parrish 5th) and make swords! Find someone who knows the combination if you don't know it.

Friday, October 3rd - Pterodactyl hunt

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Q. What's the rabble like?

A. Big and pathetic.

Q. How would you describe a Pterodactyl?

A. A cardboard-winged terror that flaps in the night. 

Q. What's the coolest thing about this week's movie?

A. It's an animated remake of the original version.

Q. What makes Saturday Night SWIL so much fun?

A. Broken limbs and rugburn.

Q. Why should next week's Saturday Night SWIL (a storyreading) not be co-sponsored by the rugby team?

A. They'll want to have it in a frat, not the CRC.

Q. Why should we show the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy TV series?

A. Cause it'd be fun?

Q. Should stupid, illiterate people nominate books?

A. Yes, it might give Qian, Keeper of George, something to do.

Q. Should I submit to BEM?

A. Of course.

Q. Does going to RenFaire count as going to meeting?

A. Yes, because it makes Lisa eligible for having been at three consecutive meetings.

Q. Did anything important happen at meeting?

A. Eliza Blair proved sentience with her reflection.

Q. Can sentient beings control photons?

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A. Well, Rachel won a glowstick.

Q. Why didn't Rachel pick the Mystery Bowl?

A. Because everyone wanted her to be a raver.

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Q. Why is Mai showing the Horatio Hornblower TV mini-series in ML at 2 pm on Sundays?

A. It might be better than going to see Underworld with Sam and Comma.

Q. My head just exploded. Is that a problem?

A. Yes. You won't be able to listen to the Orchestra 2001 concert of Chinese music.

Q. Should I get tickets to the Philly orchestra?

A. Yes, if you show up right before the concert, they're only $8, and Qian might want to go with you.

Q. Isn't this supposed to be the end?

A. There's always room for one more!

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//Attendance List of Won (1)//

Qian "Belum mandi" Qian 

M. Jawaad "Somewhat Lost " Hussain

"Marduk" Andrew Conforti "The Devil" 

Jillian "I've *still* got duct tape in my purse" Waldman 

Rebecca "Agent 99" Goldman

Harold 

Alex "Still purple like a fox" Pshenichkin 

Jerome "me Psychic" Fung 

Ben "Creature Creator" Newman 

Anthony Manfredi 

Susan "Entropy" Zell 

Ross "I selled out Bush's CAR!" Messing

Adrian "caterva unius SUM!!!" Packel 

Miriam "Smiling a lot" Newman

Jackie "Double plus good!" Werner 

Eliza "Morituri Nurimos Mori" Blair 

Katie "Arrr! Who says that you can only talk like a pirate one day a year?" McAlister 

Lisa "<crossed out>I almost managed 3 consecutive weeks.</crossed out> I did! Ha!" Spitalewitz

~Sam "The pterodactyl hunt will be _fair_ and _balanced_. Sort of like Fox News!" Crane

benjamin 'Fritz! Fritz! Fritz! Fritz!' r, george 

B.C. "the interior decorator" Phillips 

Raoul "Art-deco decadence: Robo-style!" Bagley 

Jean "Duct tape is powerful and should be kept out of the hands of those who would use it for evil" Schneider 

DOPEY "ROOM FULLA RABBLE" GALOSHES * 

ANONYMOUS 

Mai "Aye aye, sir!" Pucik 

Horatio "Ha-h'm" Hornblower 

Chris "Cult! Cult! Cult!" Segal 

Rachel "HOBGOBLIN PRIDE!!" Sapiro 

Michael "To paraphrase Geothe, we need more _light_ in here" Noda 

B.C. "Doppelganger" Phillips 

Lord of the Morning 

JR "monkey" 

Nick "I am the nurd that flaps in the night..." Ward 

MARK "IF I HAD A COW, I'D MILK IN THE MORNING, I'D MILK IT IN THE EVENING, ALL OVER MY HAND..." HANDLER 

JC "Smacks himself with a fun noodle repeatedly." Ravage 

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Thanks to our guest, Ent. We originally requested him for the first SWILNews last semester. He finally decided to come. 

First Q: What's the rabble like?

Last A: There's always room for one more!

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