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//SWILHaikus #10//

SWILMeeting rabble
Pathetic as is the norm
War even more so

JC shall be flayed
Within an inch of his life
In centimeters

Time was taking notes
Voted so for his lateness
Andrew is not he

Saturday Night SWIL
was evil large-scale parlor
games - blind mafia

It's the same each week
Submit to BEM, nominate
books you stupid folk.

The Haikus are bad
They hurt me as much as you
Please just keep reading

Jessica Robins
Shirt at three straight SWIL Meetings
But this ain't sentience

Brain isn't on drugs
Cerebellum into neck
Has superpowers

Sentience was proven
Mind control on presidents
No, it's just her shirt

Eight maids a milking
Are Eliza's, her prize is
a pacifier

SWILBusiness above
Beware the meta-haiku
Non-SWILBusiness next

After meeting was
The Name Game, Tonight there is
Contra and Chorus

Dan Blim in a movie
See "The Village" next summer
Folk Dance as cash source

Ben Newman's birthday
Chinese Food on Rolling Carts
Eight-dollar rule holds

Kidnap Johnny Depp
Make Buckaroo Bonzai 2
There is no third line

Even compared to SWIL
Campus movie pathetic
Compare to rabble

Vote in favor of:
Frequently breaking Andrew
Giving Nick Nightmares

Saddaam isn't real
Jawaad should be dictator
of Iraq with sons

Senior sympathy
movies were explained, WoSat
no longer special

Attendance List of Cheese in the Mystery Bowl
Andrew "The Worst Slash Story Imaginable" Conforti-Brown
JESS "THIS IS MY 3RD MEETING IN A ROW & THIS PEN IS SHINY" Robins
JONATHAN "DOGS OF WAR" SCHNEIDER (Cats for peace -d)
M. Jawaad "Cry Havoc and Let Slip the ..." Hussain
Gregor "Is a weird name" Robinson
Michael "Because there hasn't been enough artillery lately" Noda
Jillian "The Lash" Waldman (just no.  let it die -d)
Adam "Master & Commander & Captain of his soul" Oleksa (riiiight -d)
Dan "Date with Bryce Howard!" Blim
Rachel "Not part of the Pastry-American community" Sapiro
Ben "Aaaaagh!" Newman
Alex "The Twins are the One!!!" Pshenichkin
Eliza "Jackie Werner" Blair
Jackie "Eliza Blair" Werner (I'm confused -d)
Susan "I am writing in silver" Zell
Jim "How about a schlock storyreading sometime?" Moskowitz (no, I don't
mean Eye of Argon -j) (I'm so NOT there -d)
Blair "Didn't nominate a movie" Reaser
Miriam "A spectacular Death" Newman (Why thank you -d)
DAVID "Finally here for S.W.I.L. meeting!" A. Benitez * (You make it 
sound
like some sort of E.V.I.L. organization -d)
JC Ibn al'Katishi
MARK "I'VE BEEN WORKING ON THE SWIL NATIONAL RAILROAD" HANDLER
Nick "I nominate 380 straight hours of Star Trek" Ward

My humblest apologies
Death