We, the undersigned, in doleful recognition of the error of our ways, do
sorrowfully confess that we did confer, converse, and otherwise hobnob
with evil-minded persons who did most grossly mislead and seduce us into
forgetting the many benefits we owe to our beloved Weyrleaders.  We
shamefacedly let slip from our minds the generous things Jed and Shoshanna
have done for us, including, but not limited to:

     1.     Providing us with nourishing and nutritious Coca-Cola at every
	    meeting

     2.     Allowing a certain measure of freedom of speech in meetings,
   	    and allowing even those not wholly human to participate.

     3.     Not making fun of us for the silly way we dress.

     4.     Getting a few people to pay attention to our paltry attempt at
	    social activity, namely the so-called "Pterodactyl Hunt".

and 662 other acts of kindness.

The penance to which we voluntarily submit our wretched selves shall be to
proceed through the normal electoral processes of selection of the
President, and never again to indulge in our petty and infantile fantasies
of our foolish past.  In witness whereto we hereby set and sign our names
in humble apology, this tenth day of November in the second year of our
Weyr. 

[signed; Jimmosk informs me that the signatures are forged ~ jillian]

Perry Deess
Eric Knapp
Jim Moskowitz
Edwin Ervin