Attendance list for the Tenth Anniversary SWIL meeting (10/22/88): Jonathan Rapkin; The machine that goes "ping!"; Debby Bacharach; Brian Inouye; Neil Ottenstein; Jim Huang; Jennie Jacobson; My name is just a reasonable facsimile; Karen Smith; The Salt & Pepper Shakers (too bad the chocolate pudding couldn't make it); Cynthia Wick; Karen Smith (well, actually DVS); Mikala & sister; Jim (T.M.I.) Moskowitz; R. Post, et seq.; The New #2; Devin "Yes, I will admit it, it is my real legal name" Milton IV, Esq.; Gillian H. R. Baskin; J. Halbert (or so I'm making you think); Roj "I like ducks" Blake; JHC (John H. Conway?) NO!; Janice Frankel; Geoff "never let them know your name" Hopcraft; C L Anderson; Ward 5; Anne Mylott; Ed Blachman; Meryl R. Cohen; Kevin R. James; Michael A. Kane (Mike Kane); Dan Levi; Sherry Levi (Sherry Levi); Joe Rider; Sylvia Whiteside; Kathy Van Stone; Diana "lilap" Stiefbold; Michael Bernstein; Ed Bernstein; Fran "I sent him out of the tent" Altvater; Ellie "A Master Braider" Weiss; Laura Almasy; Arthur R. Evans; Sally Carter, the present Keeper of the Money; Fran, the Max; Kir, offering what might be her real name; He-who-would not sign; Rick "other people sign my name for me" Post; Christopher "I don't have anything to say for myself" Cobb; Susan :) Ruff; Geoff Metallicatz Dare; Jed "Shoshanna" Shunksy; Shoshanna "Jed" Green; Stephen Ward; New Jed: The Next Generation; The spanish -- oh no, you expected this, didn't you; Marguerite "I still need to pack" Eisenstein; David Szent-Gyorgyi; A large newt in a zoot suit; Topher "the man with the ultra-teflon suit" LeRoy; and Karen "Quote unquote" Katz. If you don't get most of the in-jokes above, well, neither do I. Please note that this is neither official nor complete, and that in fact I don't think we have an official and complete list of who was here. However, we had nearly a minyon of Presidents, as every one of us but Perry Deess (El Queso Grande) was in attendance. A photograph of everyone who stayed around to be in it, including nearly everyone at the meeting, can be purchased (but I forget from whom). Also note that we had three dismemberments: Fran Altvater, Fran Poodry, and Topher LeRoy. We also had several honorary dismemberments; by invoking Special Rule Number Four ("Anyone can be dismembered for any reason"), everyone in attendance who was not already a non-member became one. These included Jon Rapkin, Arthur Evans, Joe Rider, Kathy Van Stone, Lauren Woodward, and Karen Smith, as well as someone else who I never saw who was dismembered that night. Attendance from the October 29th meeting: Topher "I was here"; Alex "Sentient _what_!?!" Weirich; Anaid; Jennifer Hardin -- no, John Halbert -- no, Jon Hugg -- oh well. J. H.; FRAN WHO IS MAX; Janice "I hate aliases!" Frankel; Morgles; Topher the price of one; Repo McMahon; Margaret Dumont; Zeppo Marx; Bob Dylan; W. Gilbert; Susan Dee Nims; Bic Pentameter; E. Braun; Duke Bobo; Duke Herpo; Guntam Boso; Queen Fredegund; Charles the Bald; Daryl "I only play aliens" Hannah; Kelly "The topless Amish" McGillis; The English National Opera production of "the Mikado"; JONATHAN "It's too crowded in here" WALD; and Peter "I don't like Alarm Clocks" Wagner. I will let you all draw your own conclusions from the fact that eighteen of those names were in the same handwriting.