From aem @ sccs Tue Sep 12 17:05:40 2000 Date: Mon, 20 Mar 2000 17:55:00 -0500 (EST) From: Amy' Marinello To: _swat.org.swil @ swarthmore.edu Subject: Follow the Bouncing Ball to Sing Along with SWILNews #7! /-* SWILBusiness *-\ Call meeting to disorder, disorder, disorder, Shut up, so I can call disorder again. The rabble were pathetic, pathetic, pathetic... The rabble were pathetic, pathetic again. Come next week, vote on Schlock, Make suggestions, make suggestions, Bring them all to meeting next week, Or email them to Abi-Wan, Schlock next week. Yearbook wants some photographs, Photographs, photographs, Yearbook wants some photographs, We'll take them Wednesday night. Be in Parlours at five of, At five of, at five of, Be in Parlours at five of Se-e-ven o'clock. Ta-mo-ra Pierce, Ta-mo-ra Pierce, Speaks at eight, speaks at eight (pm! -q)... On the twenty-fi-ifth, on the twenty-fi-ifth, Of April, of April. We'll remember you, on A-pril twen-ty-ninth, We'll remember you, on A-pril twen-ty-ninth, Good luck to all the seniors we remember, Before they go and leave us all forever (or not... -abq)... We'll remember you, at that SWILmeet-ing. Will Ben-n-n get to use his creepy voice again? The rabble (the rabble) must decide! Three of them were for it, eight of them against! SWIL-shirts are soon to be printed, The longer you wear them, the SWILler you'll be, They show a cute, well-fed dragon, Know where your children are? Soon you will see, will see, will see! (Check your mailboxes soon for info on t-shirt ordering. -q) Should the Lindsay get a... flamingo? The rabble (the rabble) must decide! It's prettymuch unanimous; can anyone say no? /-* NonSWILBusiness *-\ Eric Roberts had a party There was lots of ga-ming, The games and puzzles that he had Had us all exclaiming, "Eric Roberts, keep it up, The games and food were dandy, Now that Fred has gone away, It's good that you're so handy!" (ROTFLOL! -abq) (I bet you think we're kidding. -q) Mine eyes have seen the coming of a Buffy Marathon, It will be at nine on Tuesday after "Hush" has come and gone! This is because the e-pi-sodes on Tuesday are reruns, So come watch Buffy slay! Jim Moskowitz wants to hold A so-da tasting! It will happen very soon, Bring some soda pop! Here a pop, there a pop, everywhere a pop, pop... Details will be sent to FUN, You should really go! ("Phi chi phi chi rho," for Abi-Wan) J7 will be coming -- here he comes! (aaaaaaaaaugh! -b) With a movie that is really, really dumb. So fifteen minutes be-fore eight, Come watch "MANOS: The Hands of Fate" In Kohlberg 115 when he comes! We'll be having lots of pizza on that night, For without Puckers, Thursday isn't right! So fifteen mintues be-fore ten, Come to ML's Breakfast Den On this Post-Post Puckers Pizza Party night! /-* The Attendance List of Green Cupcakes and Yo! *-\ Arcadia "I learned complex statistical analysis just for the housing lottery" Falcone Rebecca "They tell me that there is more to housing than Bingo. Like LSD Oreos" Paul =) Robert "This quote has nothing to do with housing lottery" McFarland (you lie! -a) Rebecca "Ha, Ha, housing at Bryn Mawr is easy" Jones (and I bet you don't have any finals, right? -q) Joel "ici, swei, tri, chitiri, seis, sete, octem, neuf, ten" McNary Sarah "Onesies and diapers and toys -- oh my!" McNary Kyla "no blue teeth for me, thank you!" Tornheim Jennifer "iha hamsah" Tyson Rebecca "Their land was filled with frogs" Kuipers Lindsay "Dolphins have no use of psychodiagnostic categories" Herron Anna "I'm Batman. Who the hell are you?" Hess (Mysterious Woman, Fog Boy, and Logic Gal! -abq) Jay "there is no cheese food product, only ZOOL!" Scott Jimmy "That was a suppliment I gave you." Kong Kyra "You don't have to _kill_ him. You don't have to _eat_ him." Jucovy Franzi "Yum, Yum!" Dickson ~Elliot "Wait a minute! _This_ person isn't me!" Reed benjamin 'if i weren't obsessing about counterfactuals i would have a clever quote.' r, george BDan "The Sun Lab's a nice place to spend the night, right?" Fairchild chaos "not going there... just not going there..." golubitsky Drew "overly complicated Tshirt" Szafran By the power invested in me by the Board of Managers of Swarthmore College and the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania, I declare me Jim Moskowitz (what -- no funny quote? -a) Kira "Better late than never" Goetschius Hollis "Gahhh... Must... get... free... time..." Easter Melissa "The angels will come and curl my hair" Running Josh "Grepping New Wells, plumbing new depths" Burdick /-* Bouncy Ball Not Included *-\ Abi-Wan Kenobi, old Ben Kenobi, and Queen Amydala