(Okay, end blatant advertizing now. -gs)

So, we don't know exactly how to describe SWILNews this week.  It's very
vague.  Maybe you can help.  Here's what we need (assume all verbs are to
be transitive and present tense unless otherwise specified):

 (1)	adjective
 (2)	past tense verb
 (3)	noun
 (4)	last name
 (5)	same last name as (4)
 (6)	past tense verb
 (7)	noun
 (8)	noun
 (9)	present participle (-ing) form of (6)
(10)	unit of time
(11)	type of drink
(12)	noun
(13)	intransitive verb
(14)	plural noun
(15)	noun
(16)	male alumnus whose name begins with 'J'
(17)	same noun as (15)
(18)	noun
(19)	noun
(20)	verb
(21)	adjective
(22)	past tense verb
(23)	past tense verb
(24)	noun
(25)	prefix
(26)	ASCII character
(27)	adjective
(28)	plural noun
(29)	verb
(30)	adjective
(31)	plural noun
(32)	adverb
(33)	initial of SWILpresident
(34)	adjective
(35)	name
(36)	adjective
(37)	noun
(38)	adjective
(39)	noun
(40)	adjective
(41)	exclamation
(42)	noun
(43)	noun
(44)	same noun as (42)
(45)	noun or adjective
(46)	same male alumnus as (16)
(47)	same last name as (4)
(48)	noun
(49)	adjective
(50)	adjective


Send Stone <abigail @ sccs> your Mad Libs SWILNews!  She'll compile a list
of hysterical results, including what we were really thinking of, for
everyone who asks.  So if you want to know what your fellow SWILlies are
thinking, ask her for a copy.


*** SWILBusiness ***

We never break our ________(1) promises.  Therefore, we held SWILmeeting
not in rhyme.  Instead, we ____(2) it in song!

The ______(3) lacked patheticness in every way.

Rebecca ____(4) is buying food for Walpurgisnacht.  Yay Rebecca ____(5)!

We _____(6) Spam in liquid nitrogen.  It worked!  Woohoo!  Gold got the
honor of being the first to smite it with her ______(7).  Darkness and
BDan then took turns smiting it with a ____(8).  Whoever tried ________(9)
it before didn't leave it in the liquid nitrogen long enough.  It only
took a ______(10) to get cold enough.

We need help with the SECOND ANNUAL SWIL _________(11) KEG PARTY.  Arrive
at Paces at 8:00 or so to help decorate.  BC and Sam will be playing fun
_____(12) even then, so it'll be a good time.  The party starts at 10:00,
and everyone has to ____(13) for at least half an hour.  Yes, that means
you.  We'll also need ______(14) to help clean up afterwards.

Kyra may have to throw a ______(15) at ___(16).  He will deflect it with
his ______(17) deflector.

The 2001 t-shirt email will arrive in your _____(18) soon.  Follow its
instructions to be the proud owner of a new _______(19)!

The Spec Activities Fair will be Sunday 3-4.  Come ____(20) the ___(21)  
specs!

Darkness ______(22) and _____(23).

Kyla won a ________(24).


*** ___(25)SWILBusiness *_(26)*

There will be a Roundsing Friday at 6:30 in the Belltower.  Yay yay fun!  
(____(27) _________(28) _______(29) ______(30) _____(31) _____(32). -_(33))

John brought Spice Drops.  They tasted _____(34).

Hannah S. was here!

Sarah B. (aka _____(35)) will (last week) be here!

We can have a _______(36) bomb.  (How about a "quantum ____(37)" instead?
-g)  (No!  How about a "______(38) ____(39)"? -s)  (____(40) _______(41),
you guys! -d)

__________(42) is better than _____(43).  (42 has to be __________(44)?  
How sad! -g)


*** I'm a Little ______(45) -- 4/14/01 ***

Ben "^The Attendance List of" Newman
___(46) "Hmm.  I don't feel drunk, so I must be here to take a shower"
	Moskowitz
Rebecca "Overcoming the oppression of the Riemann integral" ____(47)
Kyla "Oh, that's the problem.  It's not fun to sleep if you can't
	breathe." Tornheim
BDan "Silence" Fairchild
Hannah "mahu datema" Schneider
Kyra "I cherish life itself even more than my sandals." Jucovy (I don't
	cherish life more than my _______(48). -s)
Rachel "the only freshman left in SWIL" Sapiro
~Elliot "The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak." Reed
benjamin 'expressive power of b-valued semantics?' r, george
Rebecca "starting her 15 unfinished project when she has 3 tests" Jones
John "Itsy bitsy hairs on the inside" Finkbiner
Amy' "Leaving whatever that quote was about kiwis for Abby.  Oops,
	John started it (already -g)" Marinello  (Oh geez.  And boy
	does it look ___(49), looking back at it now. -g)
Abby "That's how the kiwi moves food down its esophagus" Friedman
Robert "I have flote the kites hysterical" McFarland  (He did!  He said
	"I have flote the kites hysterical"!  Wow! -s)
This is JC's attempt to sign the list, just like his attempt to come
	on time  (Come on!  Say something _____(50), so we can get
	exactly 50 blanks! -g)  (No. -d)


*** Gold, Stone, and Darkness ***