/****************/ /* SWILNews #10 */ /****************/ //Me SWILnews #10, You Jane// /****************/ /* SWILBusiness */ /****************/ AAAAAAAAAAAA-eeeeeeeee-YAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH Rabble hit tree. Was pathetic. Middle of ocean no have trees. Qian want salt shaker. No have salt in jungle. Housing Lottery Bingo at Sophomore Tree-choosing Lottery on April 24th. Come to gym. Get card. Play game. Win. Me like winning. Walpurgisnacht am April 26th at 8pm. Not no where yet. Can't tell you. Me think am in Bond or IC. Jawaad need Mark of A-proof-al. /***********/ /* Lottery */ /***********/ 3 now be "small brown w". Me found small brown w in tree once. Me thought was 3. Kelsey win lottery. Kelsey greek letter gamma. She take sticky eyes. Stick now blind. No can find home tree. Me no can find home tree either. SWILNews lost!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! Kelsey seek secret of Mystery Bowl? SWILNews know way! Me can show her! SWILNews not tell secret that Mystery Bowl only 18 cents of pennies. Kelsey no want root through Death's pack? SWILNews do for her! SWILNews like Kelsey. /********************/ /* Non-SWILBusiness */ /********************/ Gamelan concert were in ampi... amphi.. big bowl in ground. People came at small brown w in afternoon to see. Nose-whistling concert was in Lang. Jonathan talk with big-eared Ferengi traders. Him buy nose flutes. Kelsey not real Kyra. She am imitation Kyra. Me like both Kyras. Elliot and Comma have nuclear war and half. They play game later. Sager not depraved like Scotland. Presidents need practice maniacal laughter. Me no know what that is, but me know they need practice. Engineers watch Star Trek all night in Hicks. Me think they no like leave. /*******************/ /* Attendance List */ /*******************/ //The Attendance List of Dark and Stormy Knights// Greg "Spleen of Darkness" Robinson Kira "Cheerfully Carrying on a Dying semi-tradition" Hollenback Jack "Still Dead" Simpson Mai "Stop misspelling my nickname!" Pucik Horatio "I was a grecian" Hornblower Archie "t00 34r1y p|-|0r 133t" Kennedy David "Vampires are programmers caught in infinite recursive real-time loop errors" Pucik Qian "reNUNciate" Qian DOPEY "YO' MAMA" GALOSHES* Jillian "Herder of family" Waldman Lydia "reluctant herdee" Waldman M. Jawaad "Lord of the Dance" Hussain Kyra "living in the beautiful delusional world" Jucovy ~Elliot "The truth will set you free?" Reed Rachel "half asleep... is this the attendance list?" Sapiro benjamin 'shut your eyes in holy dread' r, george JC "FitzVerity Vestrit" Ravage MARK "SMARFLES" HANDLER Nick "Correction, sir. They were blown out." Ward * THIS FOOTNOTE WON THE LOTTERY /***********/ /* The End */ /***********/ We Death, Time, War. We glad you choose SWIL Jungle Tours. Hope you find way home. AAAAAAAAAAAAAeeeeeeeeeeeeeYAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!