From mhandle1 @ swarthmore.edu Thu Apr 15 20:39:37 2004 Date: Thu, 15 Apr 2004 20:38:36 -0400 (EDT) From: Mark Handler Reply-To: presidents @ swil.org To: SWILnews Subject: SWIL InfoDump #Ocho SWIL InfoDump #Ocho April Third, 2004 SWILCrowd is substandard. JC proclaims that his foam sword combat party will occur starting at 2 PM north of Parrish. Andy Conforti-Brown is away with family in NYC. Jillian is told by his proxy, which is a plastic animal with monochromatic binary striations to find an acrimonious individual to stand in for him in his official position. His proxy asks that a culling of SWIL's book nomination list occur. Also, no 10th Kingdom showing on Sunday. St. Susan controls Sarah's mind and thus gains cannonization. Jillian rants about lists. Post fun stuff to fun. Mark, Jillian, and Mai control SWIL's official mailing lists. If you run an official SWIL thing (TM), with our approval, you may post information to said lists. Soon SWIL will start its indoctrination of almost-frosh by playing human tic-tac-tow at our booth on April 22nd at 4.30 PM. Folks lightly jab at Mark so that Mark says MIRW!. Saturday Night SWIL for 4/3/04 is tHHGttG Radio Scripts. SNS with Cortland's construction toys didn't occur, a roundsing did. SFDT is not discussing Noda's story, but is discussing coitus. Actually, a major in Anti-Good was built. SWIL appoints Susan and Miriam as lit mag co-production coordinators for 2004-2005. Schlock showings: Killer Klowns from Outer Space Barn of the Blood Llama Turkish Star Wars Additional nomintions: The Guyver CyberNinja Attack from Mars Sound of Horror Max the Magician Legend of the Rings Legend Duel Inspector Gadget Earth Girls are Easy Final Sacrifice Beowulf 70s Live-Action Spiderman Mysterious Planet 2020 Texas Gladiators Surf Nazis must Die Critters Deep Rising Tremors 3 Wing Commander A villain's mom from Albion's first major saga is not as hot as Mai. SWILL will not watch pornographic films with G-Rob. Viva is holding a party involving rhythmic motion with music from animations from Japan. SWIL calls this convocation to Thuronyi. List of prickly fairy pr0n David "|-|4xx0|2z |30xx0|2" B. * Sarah "ABrown for a day" Hartman G. "LOTS of Fun to WatCh Porn with, Dammit" Robinson Anna "What occurs if folks without housing obtain Josh Smith #s?" L. B. "In continuous 4-D" N. JC "DUNAYA KURTARAN ADAM" R. Jaclyn "If I find that woman, I will slam a pointy stick through that which pumps blood" W. Li'l "Loki's Proxy" Cthulhu Sam "Has authorship of Book of Matt, startling" J. 'Liza "In custody of mutant ninjas from pluto" Blair Alxandr "If, many days from now, all of us gain utility from robots for individual transportation, and said robots contain much mass, and glow, and fly around ultra-fast, I want a crimson robot" Psh ** Blair "Thanks to Physics, I am on all your hit lists" R. J. "I'm going to fly far, far away" Fung Susan "Happy virgin St. Susan of Swat" Z. Miriam "I want my hour back!" N. B. "P5" Thuroni, Thuryoni, Thuronyi A. "plastic animal with monochromatic binary striations without opacity" Conforti-Brown Viva "I'm not making it" Horowitz Mai "Hot++" Pucik MARK "15 ADDITIONAL TRAINS" H. Jillian "I can look in infracrimson" Waldman Cynthia "Lacking a Mid-nick" Wu * 7|-|15 f007|\|073 0\/\/|\|z0|2z j00!! ** (Crimson is fast++) Brought to you by Rum, Sodomy (missing), Lash, St. Susan, and G-Rob.