From jgoldie @ sccs.swarthmore.edu Fri Jul 2 12:38:34 2004 Date: Fri, 2 Jul 2004 12:37:13 -0400 (EDT) From: Jillian G. Waldman Reply-To: presidents @ swil.org To: SWILnews Subject: SWILnews #14: The Last You may be wondering what happened to SWILnews #13. Good. Wonder away. As you may have noticed, we had some trouble deciphering the notes. The notes are here: http://www.swil.org/SWILnews/Spring04/LastMeeting.jpg ~ Venti > from 5/15/04 ************************************************************************* * SWILnews #13: Grande and Venti presiding [and Smite the Armadillo -v] * ************************************************************************* The meeting was called to disorder at 12:13 PM Blake is awake. [we knew this because he had a physics exam due at noon -v] Blake is here. [we knew this because he came in 15 minutes late -v][he was trying to convince John Boccio ... something about Quantum... -v] George is going zomewhere 5ometime -> [Parrish] 472. And n&the & rngee [I think that's an orange -rachel][I'm going to interpret that as an orgy -v][and natter o huge? -v][good as the George? -lisa] gooct. tcm. th round. [goo court? -l][my new theory is that it's something about how Andrew and either Sarah or Jackie are hunt Wizards and were supposed to go count the swords sometime on thursday. does that fit? -v] SWILBusiness was official SWIL naptime. [SWIL burrow was official SWIL naptime. [Hey, *my* handwriting was actually legible! -v] -l] SPhl. imune and going there. [Swarthmore Philharmonic? -v][no, I think it's Something Philosophy -r][like Something Positive? -v][South Philadelphia immune and going there -l] Pat & Gina agreed to do Trst. [who the hell are Pat and Gina? [Pat? Gina? -v] -r][Pat and Gina agreed to do what? Tryst? -r][Trust? -l][inane? -v] Cndd SWILptos & Arthur [Commanded SWIL Pterodactyl and Arthur -v][I thought it was SWIL potatoes -r][Canada SWIL potatoes and Arthur? -l][see, you agree with me about it being SWIL potatoes -r] 1.5 hr rsg. [rsg = roundsing? -v] So maybe rsg. nichi ['so maybe roundsing'... well, we were going to have it the next day -r][rising? So maybe rising is Nietsche? Maybe Nieztsche rises in the South, like, maybe the sun rises in the West and Nietzsche rises in the South? -l][z's courtesy of Chris White -v] ppl bzy move [people? busy? move? which people? which move? -v] Viva has fridge, Vti has 2 mny [I'm apparently Vti -v][Pat and Gina?! -v] 3gm tls Rhl trd. pl mv stf @ of rms @ end o Sum. [move stuff out of rooms at end of summer? -v][three grams. tablespoons. rhododendron. trade. please move stuff out of rooms at end of summer. it might say 3am. -l][how do you know that's rhododendron? -c][it's rhododendron to me -l][well, you just keep transcribing it and I'll just keep believing it -c][well, it could be rhesus monkey for all we know -l][rhesus factor L? -c] Mk ofr no-$ ride -> mul. [mike offers no money ride to ML -r][mark offers a free ride on a mule -l][Oh! it was Mark! -v][I think it's 'Mark offers a free ride to ML' -r][no, this clearly says 'mike offers a free ride on a mule' -l][maybe with a multipass -l][maybe there's a multicounty transit authority for some other county in the country -c] Pshen&n won the lottery. [Can you spell your future roommate's name? It might be useful. -v] Ax also eat @ Rnts. [Alex was planning to have dinner at Renato's -r][Pat and Gina agreed...? -v][who are they that they disagree? -r] blk wants lot 4 dead pl only [Blake wants lottery for late people only -v][blake wants a lot for dead people only -l][actually, it looks like he wants the 1st 4 dead people -v] The mtg was called at 12:40 [presumably to order -r] [ANDREW I HATE YOU -v] [who wrote this? -c][Andrew. Andrew trying to torture us. -v][You. -r][Andrew trying to torture me. -v] ************************************************* * Attendance List of "I never don't have a Pen" * ************************************************* Meredith "The Lady Protest Too Much" Conforti Brown Alex "Proxying Eliza" Pshenichkin Eliza "Other-other-kin" Blair Michael "Exiled to Cyberia" Noda Arthur "Noble Dollars" Chu JC "Dastardly Euros" Ravage Blake "th" Setlow Jerome "I'm getting addicted to LJ" Fung Rachel "Last SWIL meeting ... ever!" Sapiro MARK "BUY FUSION!" HANDLER \ __/ |_/ [badly rendered verizon logo, better rendered by hand] LJ "VERIZON" VX3100L Jillian "let's not and say we did" Waldman Susan "Fight, Fight for the Inner Light, kill, Quakers, kill!" Zell Laura Zell - Mom gone crazy Martin Zell - so this is Swill! Jean "didn't you leave already?" Schneider Ang-Ling "We don't love our son enough to visit him" Chu Shirley "I wish he had been born a girl" Chu Duct "Sparky or whatever Mai "Psai, the Mykick girl" Pucik's proxy was named" Tape (proxy)