From jgoldie @ sccs.swarthmore.edu Sun May 15 23:38:02 2005 Date: Sun, 15 May 2005 11:20:31 -0400 (EDT) From: Jillian G. Waldman Reply-To: presidents @ swil.org To: SWILnews Subject: SWILnews #15 of Apathy and Apathy ################### ## SWILnews #15 ## ################### ## May 14, 2005 ## ################### Meeting was called to disorder at 12:10. The rabble were truly pathetic, emitting only a couple of yips and squeaks. It was unclear why the meeting was called to disorder, as nobody could think of any SWILbusiness. Then we thought of some. There was no SWILmovie on Monday night at 10. You may go to SC 101 anyway, if you are a creature of habit, but we don't endorse it. Instead, "Connections", this totally kickass TV series that explains how every thing (the invention of pajamas) led to every other thing (thermonuclear missiles), will be shown in ML on Monday at 9. We attempted to make Lauren G weapons master for the pterodactyl hunt (bengotintogradschoolyay -c). She agreed to play with PVC and duct tape for us, but only during the academic year, since she won't be here over the summer. We are sad that she won't be here over the summer, but there's no helping it. Lauren S has no news respecting t-shirts. They will be here by Alumni Weekend, which is June 3-5, and to which you should come and meet nifty alumni. Jillian is compiling a summer contact list. If you want to receive a copy, email your info to jgoldie @ sccs. Jamison said that today is the end of all mailboxes. We were too lazy to make lottery tickets, so we asked the assembled throng to come up with good arguments as to why they should win. Mark said that this was a bad idea, and proceeded to demonstrate why by sneaking up behind the presidents and stealing the lottery prize. Mark, you cheating bastard, why have you won the lottery? "Because I already have the prize." He received a "Guide to Writing Biology", demonstrating that crime doesn't actually pay. NONswilBUSINESS: Bryn Mawr's garden party was at 4. Graduation on Sunday at 2:30. Various cars are driving to Bryn Mawr. Ask the cars (Mark, possibly Chris) if you want a ride. The Blue Van seems not to be running. Mark's car will be further abused for transportation of stuff to secure storage. Sayaka called Chris and said that she'd drive people to Bryn Mawr if anyone wanted to leave immediately. Sally had a spec. Swat graduation is on the 29th. "Jamison rocks yer socks?" "Yes, sources say. Beware the robot." Attendance list of BBQed everything: Jim "You can't wrestle with God - you're not in his weight class" Moskowitz Michael "Princeton Junction Is Back" Noda Blake "Old now is Earth..." Setlow] Chris "really shouldn't be graduating..." White Lauren "Sally ). O'Bron" Smith Mary "I found a penny!" Wootters Lauren "a plaster of Paris, Paris, Paris, Paris, and Paris" Goodfriend ****** "" **** ****** "My throat hates you" **** ****** "Am" ****'s Law ****** "******" D'Hal ****** "Never Signs Twice" **** ****** "My name is short" **** ****** "Really shouldn't be graduating" **** ****** "Never signs just 7 times" **** ****** "Chris Seagggllleeesn" **** Chris "VICTORY!" Segal ^no The ever shrinking and lonely spirit of bitterness Ken "first SWIL ever" Logan Finlay "Day-old sushi pizzas!" Logan (barbecued? -c) Greg "******" "Jamison" "****" Robinson Venger "Jamison" The Great Venger "The Insane" Jamison "W/Me ****** "****" Jamison Venger "Pants" **** One "And Only" Pants Wizard Megan "I got the _JOY_ _JOY_ _JOY_ _JOY_" Nelson Kaiser S:oze (David, Mai's brother) Qian "never again" Qian Adam "Jamison '****** ****' Venger" Oleksa Katie "Jingle of disapproval" McAlister MARK "WAGON WHEEL" HANDLER PILE OF "NON-EXISTANT" PICKLES Viva "in the midst of the Abstract Algebra final" Horowitz Mai "Bunky" Pucik ****** "Viva la Horowitz" **** ****** "Quite harshing my mellow" **** Lisa "It's my birthday!" Spitalewitz ****** "Not" **** Me "Am" Tehbest Jamison "Gift to All" The Best One Vengeance "Is" MINE Sally "Sally O'Brien" O'Brien Nicola "Spec" Collett Fathevin "Spec's Mom" Collett Jillian "Jamison are not t3h presidents" Waldman ---------------------------------- This message processed by the Filter for the Preservation of the Attendance List ... working ... ... replacing 16 occurrences of ****** ... ... replacing 15 occurences of **** .... Done.