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Summary of SWIL Meeting, 1/28

1. There will be a Happy Fun Event on Monday night at 9 in NuDorm lounge (3rd floor). There will be food and fun. The event is closed to attendees of SWIL meeting and SWIL members. A Jolly Roger will be flown from the location. For more information, subscribe to [FUN], talk to SWILlies, or email the presidents. :D
2. The Massacre is coming up: we passed around a signup sheet for Victrons and Thugtrons (the people what that get shot and that do the shootin', respectively). There's room for more, so if you didn't make it to meeting please let someone know you exist and want to take part in happy fun death-times.
3. SNS was parlor games. Next week's event is a filksing - location/time TBA. There might be a Magical Mystery Tour of Swat in the future.
4. SFDT was postponed until this coming Thursday. Meet at 5:30 in Upper Sharples.
5. We handed out some titles and Noda won the lottery.

A. Captain Tylor is being shown on Sunday in NuDorm lounge at around 8p.
B. There was a LAN party.
C. Dim Sum is happening on Sunday in Philly. Take the 10:31 R3 with the people who are going (rule of dim sum: it will cost $8 and be delicious).

Attendance List of Boba Fett is Bea Arthur, Friend

Sarah "Where's my karma?" Hartman (there needs to be a "dude" in there - p)
Michael "King Kong can beat up King Content" Noda (Noda, you make no sense - p It was an Economist cover last week! -noda ..... - r)
Meredith "Whip, beat, stir, taste" Conforti Brown (O_O -r *cries* -noda)
George "Wookiee Nipples" Dahl
Wookiee "George Nipples" Dahl
Dahl "Nipple Wookiee" George
Greg "Not. Plotting. Anything." Robinson
Marie "off to Baltimore" Cosgrove-Davies
Marle "George Dahl" Grimm
Geordee "George Dahl" Dahl
George "George D'Hal" Dahl
George " " Dahl
George "Kill those two freshmen" Dahl
George "Lauren Goodfriend" Dahl
Lauren "Jolly Roger" Goodfriend (I approve - p)
Revan "Discordian <strike>Forever</strike> Now" Williams
Malcolm "I have a brilliant plan" Augat
Susan "I'm addicted to <strike>Vicodin</strike> House!" Zell (I heart James Wilson! -p)
Venger "Swords + Sorcery" Jamison the Greatest of the Thousands
Mai "Penguin withdrawal" Pucik
David "David 'David Stifler' Stifler" Stifler (oh *beep*ing *beep* *beep* -r)
Abigail "indecision" Graber
Meggie "Bob" Ludlow
Kristen "Oh no burble" Caldwell (nice handwriting -r)
David "You ran over all my mooks" Pupkin
Miles Skorpen, Lord of All
Jillian "They showed the Holiday Special and I missed it *again*?" Waldman (vote for it as Schlock! - p)
Alex "Star Wars Holiday Special: for all those times when your friends say 'How could C3PO possibly get any gayer?'" Pshchicken (pirates made me do it! -r)
Chewbacca "Myraawawrr" Solo-Wookiee
Jackie "Stir" Werner
Eliza "Beat" Blair (I FEEL DIRTY JUST TYPING THIS! -r)
Jackie "Whip" Werner (weh weh -r)
Eliza "Taste" Wookie "Nipple" (*whimper* -r) (This would make the most disturbing children's book IN THE WORLD -p)
Finlay "you sick perverts" Logan