Swilnews #2 Being the Third Swilnews of The Four Greetings fans and friends and welcome to Meet the News. No news is good news but some news is great news and Swilnews is like no news I know. We have several contestants this week. At the end of the program we will take an audience poll to determine the winner. Contestants were chosen for their grace, style, and talent. Our first contestant is a tasty little item. Hannah Rosner of the Swarthmore Halcyon reports that the Swil yearbook photo will be taken next week. (Laura says to tell you that next week is actually tomorrow) Forwarned is fordressed. News Contestant #2: Jim Moskowitz, via Jed, revealed that Ripping Yarns will be shown Sundays at 7pm on channel 12. (That's one thing Loremasters are good for-- contacting those who've gone before. Oh, Great Swami-lamma Loremaster can you reach the spirits of our dearly departed past presidents. Yes, my child, I see... ) In news item #3, what we in the business call a teaser, The Bruce advises us to watch the Swilboard for his upcoming redecorations. He also announced a Who Viewing next week (which is to say tomorrow) Contestant #4 is from the things to come department. Live chess will be 2pm on the Saturday of Parent's Weekend. Movie Committee is bringing Robocop, Godzilla vs. the Smog Monster, The Blob, and Planet of the Apes this semester. We, that is to say Swil, will be cosponsoring Dr. Strangelove with Film Society. #5 In the future controversy section- Alex has agreed to run a spring hunt and has declared that no monsters may ever become players under any circumstances. Our treasurer types will have to go to B.C. to beg for funds for the event. (Got that Sally & Josh?) #6- We will do a regular yearly T-shirt (in addition to the reunion T-shirt that was done this fall). Designs are due by the first Swil meeting in March. In item #4b the editors wish to thank all those who brought their artistic thinking caps to the meeting and made BEM posters. They also wish to remind you that Swilnews is now available E-mail!! Swilnews was brought to you this week by the letter X, Butch Cassowary & the Atten-dance kid, Sally "I'm heartened by the amount of pink on this page" Carter, Old Man Willow, Mike, Andy (My beard may be coming later...), Josh "Vigilantes live!" Smith, The once-again nonexistent, Help! I'm trapped in a Swilnews Factory!, It's mine! All mine! (for now), Glenn "Luke's not here" Rutan, Fran- 'There's no puce in this box' Altvater, Bruce "the" Hahne, Peter (It's a gold crayon!!) Wagner, G. Dare, Devin Milton the constantly reappearing, Garth, Lynx the grumpy, Ick and Everyone's favorite Villains, Veg & the Sparkomatic, and Ax the Alliterate. Until next week, this has been Meet the News 4. (Next week hear Letterman say- "Hubbi Frubbends!"