SWIL DISBANDED! PRESIDENTS ABDICATE! BIRDWAINER LOOTED! FRUIT! (just kidding, no fruit.) This coming tomorrow, the 24th of March, SWIL will be meeting ('We know that,' says a heckler) in Sharples ('yeah, yeah.') at twelve noon ('tell yer grandma') in reserve room number five ('sure, su- what? number 5ive? that's not our normal room!'). Gotcha. For those lost and wandering persons out there who don't know which room is number five, we aren't sure ourselves. We'll find it. Don't worry. In further Swilnews, we have a T-Shirt slogan!! All those interested in purchasing a "Twelve O'Clock and All's Swil" shirt should sign up on the Swil board, talk to Jeff Hildebrand, pay money, wave their arms and shout a lot. Or at least sign up. SUBMIT TO BEM! Be prepared to create posters featuring this and similar slogans at or around the meeting tomorrow. Be further prepared to SUBMIT! We still need back row pieces for the live chess game (2.00 Sat. 7th April). Sign up with Bruce Hahne. Or, y'know, don't. Be like that. And now [drum roll, please] the official [cornet blast] attendance list [huzzah!] for 3rd March 1990 [wow, dig it] [who let that beatnik in here?] [Who let Ed type this weeks Swilnews? -- S] [uh, that'd be you, there, Andy -- F] [Oh, right. -- S] [can we do the attendance now? -- F] [Sure -- S]: Deb 'I'm about to leave' Holtzman; Jeff 'We are all plants!' Hildebrand; Alex 'Not ready for the Substitute Heroes' Weirich; Josh 'Welcome home' Mackay-Smith; Bruce '30,000 lbs. of comics . . . in _my_ room?' Hahne; Nao 'I _dreamed_ Legion of Super Heroes last night! OH NO!' Parkhurst; Jim ' Since Jim took my quote, this is Fran' Moskowitz; Fran 'Jim's quote here by mistake' Poodry; Deb 'Wow I'm still alive . . . Why?' Barolsky; Sally "I cleaned my room and I feel virtuous' Carter; Glenn 'Why can't I ever think of a decent quote anymore?' Rutan; Peter 'Shaked-a-Shake of Sharples Pepper' Wagner; David 'that's strange - I've never gone BOING before.'Randall; Josh 'Appleseed! Yay!' Smith; Fran 'I'm the last one on the SWIL list' Altvater -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Do not write below this line - for office use only. OK. Zo. Dat ist da Zwilnewz. Ve Vill Return. F&S [Flagrantly & Spring] P.S. We hope that you appreciate the return of our Special Surprise Section, which we were unable to bring you in the last Swilnews before break. -- The Management.