Date: Tue, 12 May 92 13:50:50 -0400 Subject: The Ultimate SWILnews of Spring 1992 (and fish) The year is over. Bye bye year. We'll probably still eat in the reserved room, 'cause we don't have any other friends, but we aren't going to disorder any more. Wa hah hah. T-shirts are ready. Talk to Nao. Pay Nao. Maybe, if you're very lucky, she'll give you a shirt. BEM is ready. There's a box of them in the front of Sharples; do take one; I spent days attaching the covers, because GUESS WHAT STAPLES, THE OFFICE SUPERSTORE (OPEN 7 DAYS) WOULDN'T DO!!!! So take one; they don't look great but the reading's good. Okay. People who are in charge of stuph for next year are presidents - Bon7dage and Discipline, at least till December speakers - Andrea BEM - Stephen Hallowe'en - Beth Pterodactyl Hunt - Charles Live Orientation Chess - Deb and friend Filks and the File Server - Charles T-Shirts - Nao Massacree - Andrea Remember all this. We'll keep telling you, because we don't want to get stuck with it.... And now, on a sadder note, like B flat, we bring to you the news of a great blow to our unity. [ow! --D] The seniors that we have come to recognize in the last few years are zipping off to have Real Lives, and never darkening our doorsteps again. [Boy, did they spill a lot of stuff on our doorstep.. If this outrages you, go spill stuff at ML4220, X801...naaahhh --D] Anyway, the (we assume) graduating seniors are, in order of appearance, Jeff "SMOS" Hildebaby Leif "Used to come to meetings. Really." Kirschenbaum Andy "Substance" Perry Josh "Master of the High Steppes and No Fruit" Smith Pwagner "Sally, can I put lime Jell-O down your shirt?" Wagner Fran "Dances like crazy, and does physics too" Poodry Sniff. [Snufkin, Snork Maiden --D] So it goes. ATTENDANCE FOR 2 MAY 1992 Josh "Wrack/Vacuum/Sniveler/Terrorist/Cavalry/Changeling/Vulch" Smith; Charles "Locked Wabe" Deily; jere7my "Not really signing this" tho?rpe; Jeff "Quantum! AHHHH!!!" Hildebrand; Deb "Zen Jesus" Sam [but in a Girardian sense, the mimetic conflict... --D]; Luke "No juice, no pizza" Hankins; Geoff "Wild reincarnator--3 times" Noer; Dan "_____"Levi; Andrea "Make posters" Hall; Josh "Bird watching + counting is complex" Burdick; Robert "Teenager from inner 4-space" Richardson; Dan /*comment*/ Wells; Sherry "Mahasasherryatman" Levi; Stephen "GEORGE HAS BEEN CAREENED! ...QUACK." Sample; Peter " ; Kendra "Line from here to Eternity" Eshleman THE END IS NIGH - ATTENDANCE FOR 9 MAY 1992 Josh "why don't we ever fight anything I can eat? (stirges:wimpy-ness 9, yummy-ness 1)" Smith [Well, if you weren't graduating, we were going to encounter Giant Basted Space Turkeys. Sorry. --B]; Andrea "Why is my heater _still_ dripping?" Hall; Jen "10-12 hours of sleep a night...doesn't suck" Setlow; Charles "where's gloria...?" Danforth; Robert "Fill square with lime jell-o..." Richardson [No, but thank you for asking. --D]; Jeff "staggering into the sunset, the Senior Master of SWILdom tries for his long middle of the name quote yet" Hildebrand; Kathy "I can't imitate Don Shimamoto" Davis; We're all just petroleum "b(R)ad Gabe" by-products anyway!; Beth "gravity happens!" Bruch; Kendra "^^^^What? Me? "Eshleman; Charles "suggesting that Jeff may want a superlative rather than just an adjective" Deily [triumphant grin --D] [Hey, me too. I'm an English major too. Amn't I? --B]; Deb "I'm painting my philosophy final. It is fun." Sam; Justin "Nearly Punctual" Giacoletti; Kerry "wait a minute, which way is left?" Bergman; Gloria "I am sick. hack hack." Wong; Josh "Space Invaders Lives" Burdick [Rock. --B]; Nao "I dreamed I grew an extra toe" Parkhurst - Bon Voyage and Departing