Date: Thu, 2 Apr 92 16:29:36 -0500
  Subject: Schlock update

Well, we're getting "Dark Star" and "Reptilicus," no problem.

We can't get "Jubilee." Still can't afford "Tomatoes." So, going down 
the list, we tried "Blood Beach." The rights expired. So we had a fiat. 
After extensive phoning to people with names like Lee Krugman, we came 
up with

"Mr. Sardonicus"
It's got to do with torture, chills, exhuming one's father for a 
winning lottery ticket. Sounds bad. So there you have it.

Movie dates will be Mon, Tue, and Wed 4, 5, and 6 May - "Mr 
Sardonicus," "Reptilicus," and "Dark Star."

We'll go reserve space now.

By the way, some of the places are SENDING US NEW CATALOGUES!!!! On 
your knees before our glory, presidents-to-come! What a place in the 
history books - "And then, back in 1992, Bondage and Discipline got us 
new schlock catalogues."

- D