From chaos @ condor.sccs.swarthmore.edu Sat Jul 17 19:33:40 1999 Date: Mon, 20 Apr 1998 16:28:50 -0400 (EDT) From: chaos golubitsky To: _swat.org.swil @ swarthmore.edu Subject: In Honor of SWIL Musical Day, or SWILNews #11 s (without emotion): the hills are alive with the sound of swilnews g: with songs they have sung for a thousand years (we've only been around for twenty -s) g: with songs they have sung for twenty years h: the hills fill my heart with the sound of swilnews my heart wants to write this and get out of here SWIL Business: (to the tune of "Somewhere"): there are shirts for us somewhere new shirts for us from a comp'ny called mjt they'll be here some day place your orders now pick colours and place them now e-mail chaos at sccs before tomorrow... (ttto "The Sign"): we saw the signs for swil movies; they were fine and we'll be happier thanking jimmy who put them up for us (ttto "Amazing Grace"): amazing swil, how sweet the board with stuff put up by us we'll use no deconstruction board meet on friday to help. (at 1:15, which didn't scan. -h) (ttto "The Lumberjack Song"): oh, i'm a non-member and i'm okay i work all night and i stress all day i write papers, i wear high heels and bodices and cloaks this thursday is swil dress-up day for us and james k. polk (ttto "Money (That's What I Want)") the best things in life aren't free like new sci-fi books for the library but we have money (that's what we got) from budget committee (that's what we got) thank joe and kyla (that's what we got) that's what we got Intermission We'll be nominating SWIL Movies for next semester at next week's meeting. Bring nominations with you, or e-mail them to kira@, chaos@, will @ sccs. (ttto "Memory") semester it's a real big enigma why is it here in goll's notes? what on earth does it mean? oh well we'll write it in swilnews anyway if you're clueful, let us know (ttto "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" (sp?)): walpurgisnacht, our story reading, happens on 2 may melissa, she should contact space so we'll have it for this day and jimmosk, he will arrange food upon which we can all prey walpurgisnacht, our story reading, happens on 2 may (ttto "Take Me Out to the Ballgame"): take your phone out to dinner take it out for some food buy it some pasta and asian snack leave it voicemail that you'll call it back and it's april 29th evening if you're not there it's a shame for it's one, two, three calls you'll miss do you really care? (Editor's note: you won't really. Voicemail is stored centrally here.) (ttto "I've Been Working on the Railroad"): we've been planning the reunion all the live-long year we will have a planning session tomorrow, don't you fear can't you hear discussion pouring out of jimmosk's apartment? can't you hear the clock a'ticking? it's 7:01pm. Non-SWILBusiness: (ttto the Noah's Ark Song): so joe said to the fun list there's gonna be a wink-y, wink-y joe said to the fun list there's gonna be a wink-y, wink-y take your partners but don't get kinky, kinky we played in ml lounge (ttto "Oklahoma"): "as you like it" in the fragrance garden next weekend at 2 sharp pm we will see our friends on saturday, sunday, and monday (ttto "Mr. Tambourine Man"): hey, mr. jambouree man sing a song for us we are sleepy now there's 15 places we should be. but we'll just sit here now and hear the a-capella bands on friday and saturday we will not work or play we promise to go listening. (ttto "Moondance"): well, it's a marvelous night for a room draw so we will not be watching b5 all the soph'mores will be down in the fieldhouse we'll be missing bester's antics and lines but next week jimmosk will be waiting so we all can see the episode then there and then we'll find out what happens before then, you must borrow the cassette. (ttto "Sing, Sing a Song"): sing, sing a round sing it saturday at 7:30pm in the bell tower sing it really loud Missing Attendance List (the real attendance list is on hold till next week, after we've found it): Thor "Cleave those trolls" Buffy "I mock you with my monkey pants" Summers The "squish, squish" Sponges Terry "pas de basque to the head" Harvey Ratatosk "the flying squirrel of discord" the flying squirrel of discord Jack "I was going to say more than that" Skellington Can of Spam "What are you doing with that baseball bat?" (No comment -Gustav) Joell Hlokk's Grepping Lamp "click... click, click, click?" Lottery Number 610 "bwa ha ha ha ha ha"